First get a wooden meat tenderizer.If you don't have one run out to a
dollar store or Walmart. Walmart has them for $2.97.Next get a thick
pair of socks. Put both socks on the tenderizer and hit your naked
balls. Hit yourself until you fall to your knees, or until you can't
take the pain anymore. Be sure to post your results. Tell us how many
hits you took and your reaction. Make sure you put thick socks on the
tenderizer, later I'll have you remove the socks.
But for now, this "dare" will be easy.